Saturday, July 21, 2012

Calling all suckers: East Village café selling tap water for $2.50 a glass!!!

We're not sure what's more unsettling: the fact that an East Village business is selling tap water for $2.50 a bottle, or that countless idiots will probably buy it.

That's right, a "water cafe" called "Molecule" is now open for business right around the corner from the Voice's East Village abode that's offering filtered tap water for the (ahem) bargain price of $2.50 a bottle.

If you think selling tap water for $2.50 a bottle is a crock of shit, just wait -- there's more: according to the "cafe's" website, a combination of certain vitamins that you can add to your pricey bottle of tap water (for an additional fee, of course), will help you with that "night vision" you've so desperately desired since Marvel Comics made you believe seeing in the dark was an attainable super power. Full story...

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